If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.
Terry PratchettAny man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert EinsteinA lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
George CarlinTweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.
Steve MartinIf this is coffee please bring me some tea, but if this is tea please bring me some coffee.
Abraham LincolnOnly two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert EinsteinCommon looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
Abraham Lincoln