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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up, and finally you forget to pull it down.

George Burns

George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996) was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three quarters of a century.

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Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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