There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally I let her out.

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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.

You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a wee

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays I go Fridays.

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