Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers 'nothing personal, your name just happened to come up'.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me 'This is going to take more than one night.'

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Life is like an ice-cream cone you have to lick it one day at a time.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

You're a good man Charlie Brown.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.