I've got nothing to do today but smile.
Paul SimonIt's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes strength to be gentle and kind.
MorrisseyLife is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.
Mark TwainIf you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn MonroePeace begins with a smile.
Mother TeresaFirst they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then you win.
Mahatma GandhiDon't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Dr. SeussLaughter is the fireworks of the soul.
Josh BillingsFrom the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Groucho MarxWhen you realize how perfect everything is, you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.
BuddhaWisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side.
Jane AustenIn the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
Kahlil GibranDetermine to live life with flair and laughter.
Maya AngelouIf you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Maya AngelouThe glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.
Ralph Waldo EmersonJust as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.
Alan WattsLife is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly
Paulo CoelhoLet no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness: kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile.
Mother TeresaEvery time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
Mother TeresaLaugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you’ll gradually get used to it.
Paulo CoelhoWhen a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father both cry.
William ShakespeareWisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh and too selfish to seek other than itself.
Kahlil GibranWhen kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny DeppBeauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.
Rabindranath TagoreLaughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
Henry Ward BeecherThe easiest beneficence is a smile. The simplest release is to have a vegetarian meal.
BuddhaFrom your parents you learn love, and laughter, and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened, you discover that you have wings.
Helen HayesFor what do we live but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
Jane AustenAnd the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through tears.
Ella Wheeler WilcoxI am serious, so I laugh a lot. You need to laugh. You don't laugh enough. I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.
Maya AngelouWe shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.
Mother TeresaThe laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant but seldom carefree.
Mason CooleyAnd we should consider every day lost, on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false, which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Friedrich NietzscheA gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles.
William HazlittThe human race has one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
Mark TwainEarth laughs in flowers.
Ralph Waldo EmersonThe main thing in one's own private world is to try to laugh as much as you cry.
Maya AngelouIf a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work
George CarlinSex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody AllenIf I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin LutherAgainst the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Mark TwainOne cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane AustenWhat sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles to be sure, but scattered along life's pathway the good they do is inconceivable.
Joseph AddisonA smile abroad is often a scowl at home.
Alfred Lord TennysonWhen the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
William BlakeThe robbed that smiles steals something from the thief.
William ShakespeareAlways laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Lord ByronWe should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Friedrich NietzscheShe laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.
Benjamin FranklinI like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient, in living it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. SeussSmile, for everyone lacks self-confidence, and more than any other one thing, a smile reassures them.
Andre MauroisJesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.
Alan WattsRemember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry.
Dr. SeussLove is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Paulo CoelhoIf you have a sick or lonely person at home, be there. Maybe just to hold a hand, maybe just to give a smile, that is the greatest, the most beautiful work.
Mother TeresaI am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody AllenThat [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Woody AllenIf I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Charles M. SchulzWhen a man bleeds inwardly it is a dangerous thing for himself, but when he laughs inwardly it bodes no good to other people.
Charles DickensBeware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
Henry Ward BeecherNever laugh at those who suffer, suffer sometimes those who laugh.
Victor HugoAn onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Will RogersSweet babe in thy face Soft desires I can trace Secret joys and secret smiles Little pretty infant wiles
William BlakeMen are born with a helpless lamenting cry, they should die with a smile of happy joy.
Sai BabaFor everything exists and not one sigh nor smile nor tear one hair nor particle of dust not one can pass away.
William Blake'Tis easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows along like a song, But the man worth while is the one who will smile, when everything goes dead wrong.
Ella Wheeler WilcoxLet him who expects one class of society to prosper in the highest degree while the other is in distress try whether one side, of the face can smile while the other is pinched.
Thomas FullerThey might not need me, but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight, a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.
Emily DickinsonJoy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
Victor HugoThe selfish smiling fool and the sullen frowning fool shall be both thought wise that they may be a rod.
William BlakeThe first time I see a jogger smiling I'll consider it.
Joan RiversLook back and smile on perils past.
Walter ScottDon't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and teach your men to laugh--get good humor under fire--war is a game that's played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.
Winston ChurchillThe most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder.
Jim MorrisonI believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn[OK maybe he's not exactly smiling. But Bryant sure seems to be taking his severe ankle sprain in stride. Instead of gnashing his teeth the 26-year-old Lakers star (and fiery competitor) has sounded philosophical and upbeat in TV interviews.] I think eventually it'll make us a better team ... It's a positive thing.
Kobe Bryant