I've got nothing to do today but smile.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes strength to be gentle and kind.

Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Peace begins with a smile.

First they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then you win.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

When you realize how perfect everything is, you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.

Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly  have the laugh on her side.

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.

Determine to live life with flair and laughter.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly

Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness: kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile.

Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.

Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.

Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

Laugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you’ll gradually get used to it.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father both cry.

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh and too selfish to seek other than itself.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.

Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.

The easiest beneficence is a smile. The simplest release is to have a vegetarian meal.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

The burden of the self is lightened when I laugh at myself.

From your parents you learn love, and laughter, and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened, you discover that you have wings.

For what do we live but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

And the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through tears.

I am serious, so I laugh a lot. You need to laugh. You don't laugh enough. I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant but seldom carefree.

And we should consider every day lost, on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false, which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles.

The human race has one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

Earth laughs in flowers.

The main thing in one's own private world is to try to laugh as much as you cry.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm and whose conscience approves their conduct will pursue their principles unto death.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives.

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles to be sure, but scattered along life's pathway the good they do is inconceivable.

A smile abroad is often a scowl at home.

When the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief.

I love the man that can smile in trouble that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink but he whose heart is firm and whose conscience approves his conduct will pursue his principles unto death.

Just as hope rings through laughter it can also shine through tears.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient, in living it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Smile, for everyone lacks self-confidence, and more than any other one thing, a smile reassures them.

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.

Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.

Remember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

If you have a sick or lonely person at home, be there. Maybe just to hold a hand, maybe just to give a smile, that is the greatest, the most beautiful work.

Speak tenderly; let there be kindness in your face, in your eyes, in your smile, in the warmth of your greeting. Always have a cheerful smile. Don't only give your care, but give your heart as well.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile, who weeps when I weep, for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.

When a man bleeds inwardly it is a dangerous thing for himself, but when he laughs inwardly it bodes no good to other people.

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.

Never laugh at those who suffer, suffer sometimes those who laugh.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection.

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Sweet babe in thy face Soft desires I can trace Secret joys and secret smiles Little pretty infant wiles

But God can only smile because only God can know what is coming next.

Men are born with a helpless lamenting cry, they should die with a smile of happy joy.

For everything exists and not one sigh nor smile nor tear one hair nor particle of dust not one can pass away.

'Tis easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows along like a song, But the man worth while is the one who will smile, when everything goes dead wrong.

Let him who expects one class of society to prosper in the highest degree while the other is in distress try whether one side, of the face can smile while the other is pinched.

They might not need me, but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight, a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.

The selfish smiling fool and the sullen frowning fool shall be both thought wise that they may be a rod.

The first time I see a jogger smiling I'll consider it.

Look back and smile on perils past.

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

Thou pendulum betwixt a smile and tear

Those who seek to know God must steel themselves to bear insult injury and torture with a smile.

'Tis pleasing to be school'd in a strange tongue by female lips and eyes - that is I mean, When both the teacher and the taught are young, As was the case at least where I have been, They smile so when one's right, and when one's wrong, They smile still more.

Jupiter from on high smiles at the perjuries of lovers.

You smile with pomp and rigor you talk of benevolence and virtue, I act with benevolence and virtue and get murdered time after time.

Let a smile be your umbrella and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

A stale article if you dip it in a good warm sunny smile will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.

When I saw that rage was vain And to sulk would nothing gain Turning many a trick and wile I began to soothe and smile.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

There is a smile of love And there is a smile of deceit And there is a smile of smiles In which these two smiles meet.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

The moon like a flower In heaven's high bower With silent delight Sits and smiles on the night.

Luck is not chance it's toil, fortune's expensive smile is earned.

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection - it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch a smile a kind word a listening ear an honest compliment or the smallest act of caring all of which have the potential to turn a life around.

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt, its essence is love. It issues not in laughter but in still smiles which lie far deeper.

Don't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and teach your men to laugh--get good humor under fire--war is a game that's played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.

And if you see me smile and maybe give me a hug. That's important to me too.

A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up

I saw music as a way to entertain people and take them away from their daily lives and put smiles on their faces as opposed to what I see it being now which is a way for me to actually communicate and a way for me to tap into my subconscious.

A kind heart is a fountain of gladness making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.

The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder.

Smiles form the channels of a future tear.

I have not loved the world nor the world me, / I have not flattered its rank breath nor bowed / To its idolatries a patient knee / Nor coined my cheek to smiles nor cried aloud / In worship of an echo.

Laughter is day and sobriety is night, a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both more bewitching than either.

It is little men know of women, their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.

Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring sharing person inside.

I don't mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing 'Riding in Cars With Boys ' I wouldn't smile at anybody because my character Bev was angry at the world. I'm the opposite. Inside my head I'd be like God I'll explain to you at the end of shooting that I'm not this person.

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

He said he was like a crocodile. You never knew whether he was trying to smile or preparing to swallow you up.

The lowest and vilest alleys of London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.

Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.

Jesus wept, Voltaire smiled. From that divine tear and from that human smile is derived the grace of present civilization.

O Man! Thou feeble tenant of an hour Debased by slavery or corrupt by power, Who knows thee well must quit thee with disgust Degraded mass of animated dust! Thy love is lust thy friendship all a cheat Thy smiles hypocrisy thy word deceit! By n

While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone. This simple goodness shines straight from their hearts and only asks to be loved.

One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just, but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

As soon as men know that they can kill without fear of punishment or blame they kill, or at least they encourage killers with approving smiles.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.

The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's smile at someone and receive a smile in return are to me continual spiritual exercises.

If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.

Let me smile with the wise and feed with the rich.

Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day if I did not laugh I should die.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

[OK maybe he's not exactly smiling. But Bryant sure seems to be taking his severe ankle sprain in stride. Instead of gnashing his teeth the 26-year-old Lakers star (and fiery competitor) has sounded philosophical and upbeat in TV interviews.] I think eventually it'll make us a better team ... It's a positive thing.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him, except that he has bred sorrows for himself and furnishes laughter for his enemies.