What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Henny YoungmanYou can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny YoungmanAlways borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Oscar WildeA doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months.
Henny YoungmanA large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Jane AustenA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana TurnerBusiness, you know, may bring money but friendship hardly ever does.
Jane AustenThe avarice of mankind is insatiable.
AristotleMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George CarlinSingle women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
Jane AustenAt the end of life we will not be judged by how many diplomas we have received, how much money we have made, how many great things we have done. We will be judged by "I was hungry, and you gave me something to eat, I was naked and you clothed me. I was homeless, and you took me in."
Mother TeresaI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve MartinThe reason I've been able to be so financially successful is my focus has never, ever for one minute been money.
Oprah WinfreyLove him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
Donald TrumpAfter a certain point money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal. The game is what counts.
AristotleA drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.
Samuel ButlerWhen I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life, now that I am old I know that it is.
Oscar WildeMoney demands that you sell not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason.
Ayn RandHonesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Mark TwainThe price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty.
Robert Louis StevensonWhat is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark TwainEarning money cannot be the purpose of education. Acquiring good qualities can be the only purpose of education.
Sai BabaWhat's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob DylanThe more you own the more you know you don't own.
AristotleMoney will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Josh BillingsIt is well to be up before daybreak for such habits contribute to health, wealth and wisdom.
AristotleRemember that credit is money.
Benjamin FranklinNo man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Oscar WildeFirst have a definite clear practical ideal, a goal an objective. Second have the necessary means to achieve your ends, wisdom, money, materials and methods. Third adjust all your means to that end.
AristotleIt is only when the rich are sick that they fully feel the impotence of wealth.
Benjamin FranklinIf women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
AristotleBe the business never so painful you may have it done for money.
Thomas FullerI have not been that wise. Health I have taken for granted. Love I have demanded perhaps too much and too often. As for money, I have only realized its true worth when I didn't have it.
Hedy LamarrI know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails.
Hedy LamarrRiches are for spending.
Francis BaconAll the gold which is under or upon the earth is not enough to give in exchange for virtue.
PlatoMoney is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.
Jean-Jacques RousseauYou know you are on the road to success if you would do your job and not be paid for it.
Oprah WinfreyBuy land, they're not making it anymore.
Mark TwainWe need to stop spending money we don't have.
Paul RyanMoney has never made man happy nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has, the more one wants.
Benjamin FranklinThe process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.
John Kenneth GalbraithIt is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar WildeThe man of power is ruined by power, the man of money by money, the submissive man by subservience, the pleasure seeker by pleasure.
Herman HesseLet us not be too particular, it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
Mark TwainI never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits and the names of their debtors and creditors.
Marcus Tullius CiceroThere are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin FranklinGod wants us to prosper financially, to have plenty of money to fulfill the destiny. He has laid out for us.
Joel OsteenNever seek illicit wealth.
ConfuciusMoney is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets.
W. Somerset MaughamThat's the real secret to job creation - not borrowing and spending more money in Washington.
Paul RyanQuite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money, or killed by their courage.
AristotleThe chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
H. L. MenckenWell I think indigenous peoples have ways of living on the Earth that they've had forever. And they've been overrun by organized religion which has had a lot of money and power.
Alice WalkerLanguage is like money without which specific relative values may well exist and be felt but cannot be reduced to a common denominator.
George SantayanaSpend money in charity, be generous and munificent but not extravagant.
Sai BabaYou cannot spend money in luxury without doing good to the poor. Nay you do more good to them by spending it in luxury than by giving it, for by spending it in luxury you make them exert industry whereas by giving it you keep them idle.
Samuel JohnsonA drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
Thomas FullerMoney was never a big motivation for me except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Donald TrumpNothing is so strongly fortified that it cannot be taken by money.
Marcus Tullius CiceroOur relationships are heart to heart relationships. Ours is a business of love not a business of money or materials.
Sai BabaLet advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Will RogersThe seven deadly sins: Want of money bad health bad temper chastity family ties knowing that you know things and believing in the Christian religion.
Samuel ButlerDo not hire a man who does your work for money but him who does it for love of it.
Henry David ThoreauToo many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Will SmithPrices are important not because money is considered paramount but because prices are a fast and effective conveyor of information through a vast society in which fragmented knowledge must be coordinated.
Thomas SowellI decided to pursue music so I dropped out of school and I told my parents I didn't want any money from them. I got three jobs and I just hit the ground running.
Lady GagaTime and money spent in helping men to do more for themselves is far better than mere giving.
Henry FordWe can't go to people who have lost their job at GM and say 'Oh by the way we are going to pay money to build a road here or inoculate children there ' unless we can demonstrate that it is in America's interest. I happen to think it is.
Hillary ClintonThe civility which money will purchase is rarely extended to those who have none.
Charles DickensSo you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?
Ayn RandYou can choose a future where more Americans have the chance to gain the skills they need to compete no matter how old they are or how much money they have. Education was the gateway to opportunity for me. It was the gateway for Michelle. And now more than ever it is the gateway to a middle-class life.
Barack ObamaTalk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money it is all profit it completes our education founds and fosters our friendships and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any state of health.
Robert Louis StevensonI think writing really helps you heal yourself. I think if you write long enough you will be a healthy person. That is if you write what you need to write as opposed to what will make money or what will make fame.
Alice WalkerThe Internet didn't get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet. The point is is that when we succeed we succeed because of our individual initiative but also because we do things together.
Barack ObamaUniversity President: Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper pencils and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers.
Isaac AsimovI know why they don't like me because they want the money I have.
Mike TysonWhy is there so much month left at the end of the money?
John BarrymoreIf money be not they servant it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth as that may be said to possess him.
Francis BaconToo many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
Albert EinsteinA nation that continues, year after year, to spend more money on military defense, than on programs of social uplift, is approaching spiritual doom.
Martin Luther King, Jr.Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It's getting money without giving an equivalent for it.
Henry Ward BeecherWhen an actor has money he doesn't send letters he sends telegrams.
Anton ChekhovI spent my whole life in the private sector 25 years in the private sector. I understand that when government takes more money out of the hands of people it makes it more difficult for them to buy things. If they can't buy things the economy doesn't grow. If the economy doesn't grow we don't put Americans to work.
Mitt RomneyLittle-known fact: When the stock exchange closes the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.
George CarlinMoney is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
W. Somerset MaughamWhen I graduated from high school it was during the Depression and we had no money.
Ray BradburyNothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them.
Virginia WoolfReady money is Aladdin's lamp
Lord ByronA system of capitalism presumes sound money not fiat money manipulated by a central bank. Capitalism cherishes voluntary contracts and interest rates that are determined by savings not credit creation by a central bank.
Ron PaulDon't matter how much money you got there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people.
Bob DylanMoney is a good servant but a bad master.
Francis BaconHe who loses his money is forsaken by his friends his wife his servants and his relations, yet when he regains his riches those who have forsaken him come back to him. Hence wealth is certainly the best of relations.
ChanakyaI'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.
Christina AguileraI try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.
EminemMoney doesn't talk it swears.
Bob DylanRun for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter.
Ayn RandI don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
Yogi BerraThat's a question of Texas contract law ... What's the deal? Pay the money.
Lance ArmstrongThe passion for money is never fickle.
Mason CooleyThe thing that differentiates man from animals is money.
Gertrude SteinI don't mind saying you know that I don't take a salary from the church and God has blessed me with more money than I could imagine from my books.
Joel OsteenIt's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
W. C. FieldsThe way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.
John D. RockefellerIf our soldiers are not overburdened with money it is not because they have a distaste for riches, if their lives are not unduly long it is not because they are disinclined to longevity.
Sun TzuIf money be not thy servant it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth as that may be said to possess him.
Francis BaconInstead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did why in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will RogersYou shouldn't have to have money to have a luxury fragrance.
Lady GagaLack of money is the root of all evil.
George Bernard ShawWe are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.
George Bernard ShawMoney is usually attracted not pursued.
Jim RohnLiberals it has been said are generous with other peoples' money except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security.
William F. Buckley, Jr.Money often costs too much.
Ralph Waldo EmersonMoney is a handmaiden if thou knowest how to use it, a mistress if thou knowest not.
HoraceDon't bring your need to the marketplace bring your skill. If you don't feel well tell your doctor but not the marketplace. If you need money go to the bank but not the marketplace.
Jim RohnA development deal is where they're giving you recording time and money to record but not promising that they'll put an album out.
Taylor SwiftIt is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
Henry FordAn educational approach to money and investing struck me as a very good idea. People do form behavior habits very young on matters of money. I get calls every day from people who are in a financial hole.
Warren BuffettWell, I think that California has had a history of always spending more money than it takes in.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerNo man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
Samuel JohnsonIn cultivating human values emphasis should also be placed on avoiding wastage of money food and time.
Sai BabaMaking money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
Andy WarholWhat is a normal childhood? We weren't rich we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job, with him taking care of so many relatives he couldn't save any money.
Charlie SheenIf money help a man to do good to others it is of some value, but if not it is simply a mass of evil and the sooner it is got rid of the better.
Swami VivekanandaI mean I do think at a certain point you've made enough money.
Barack ObamaPresidential leadership needn't always cost money. Look for low- and no-cost options. They can be surprisingly effective.
Donald RumsfeldMoney not morality is the principle commerce of civilized nations.
Thomas Jeffersonwith her factories equipped to the very latest point of science by British and American money.
Winston ChurchillI've never preached one sermon on money on just finances. I want to stay away from it.
Joel OsteenOne should save his money against hard times save his wife at the sacrifice of his riches but invariably one should save his soul even at the sacrifice of his wife and riches.
ChanakyaI never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.
Warren BuffettInnovation has nothing to do with how many R amp&, D dollars you have. When Apple came up with the Mac IBM was spending at least 100 times more on R & D. It's not about money. It's about the people you have how you're led and how much you get it.
Steve JobsMoney, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it, and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur BaldwinNobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Kin HubbardMoney is better than poverty if only for financial reasons.
Woody AllenYou never suffer from a money problem you always suffer from an idea problem.
Robert H. SchullerThe greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.
Gore VidalA rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FieldsAs one digs deeper into the national character of the Americans one sees that they have sought the value of everything in this world only in the answer to this single question: how much money will it bring in?
Alexis de TocquevilleI have ways of making money that you know nothing of.
John D. RockefellerMoney makes a good servant but a bad master.
Francis BaconPeople who identify themselves as conservatives donate money to charity more often than people who identify themselves as liberals. They donate more money and a higher percentage of their incomes.
Thomas SowellYou don't act for money. You do it because you love it because you must.
Ingrid BergmanThere are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in our world. And now I have a daughter to think about. It's really the first time I've thought about the future and what it could be.
Johnny DeppI actually thought that it would be a little confusing during the same period of your life to be in one meeting when you're trying to make money and then go to another meeting where you're giving it away. I mean is it gonna erode your ability you know to make money? Are you gonna somehow get confused about what you're trying to do?
Bill GatesIt isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Kin HubbardI don't want to make money I just want to be wonderful.
Marilyn MonroeMoney is like muck not good except it be spread.
Francis BaconRule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
Warren BuffettIt's hard to tell with these Internet startups if they're really interested in building companies or if they're just interested in the money. I can tell you though: If they don't really want to build a company they won't luck into it. That's because it's so hard that if you don't have a passion you'll give up.
Steve JobsKindness eases everything almost as much as money does.
Mason CooleyThere's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Phyllis DillerProspering just doesn't have to do with money.
Joel OsteenLiking money like I like it is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.
Salvador DaliA fool and his money are soon elected.
Will RogersThe suspicious believe everybody to be suspicious, the liar feels secure in the thought that he is not so foolish as to believe that there is such a phenomenon as a strictly truthful person, the envious see envy in every soul, the miser thinks everybody is eager to get his money,...and the abandoned sensualist looks upon the saint as a hypocrite
James AllenIf saving money is wrong I don't want to be right!
William ShatnerMoney is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish but it will not replace you as the driver.
Ayn RandI personally think it would be better if the NYSE remained as a neutral not-for-big-profit institution. The exchange has done a very good job over the centuries. It's one of the most important institutions in the world. The enemy of investment is activity.... I know the American investor will not be better off if volume doubles on the NYSE and I know the NYSE will be trying to figure out how to do that if it is trying to maximize its own earnings per share. GM or IBM will not earn more money if their stock turns over more actively but a for-profit NYSE will.
Warren BuffettMoney is our madness our vast collective madness.
David Herbert LawrenceThe glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.
Thomas JeffersonFriendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel ButlerIf money titles meant anything I'd play more tournaments. The only thing that means a lot to me is winning. If I have more wins than anybody else and win more majors than anybody else in the same year then it's been a good year.
Tiger WoodsIt ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
Josh BillingsA real gentleman even if he loses everything he owns must show no emotion. Money must be so far beneath a gentleman that it is hardly worth troubling about.
Fyodor DostoevskyMoney won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
Zig ZiglarI advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives and leave it to somebody else. Money is to be enjoyed.
Hedy LamarrAn annuity is a very serious business.
Jane AustenAfter a certain point money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal. The game is what counts.
Aristotle OnassisThis film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
Clint EastwoodMoney differs from an automobile or mistress in being equally important to those who have it and those who do not.
John Kenneth GalbraithI haven't got as much money as some folks but I've got as much impudence as any of them and that's the next thing to money.
Josh BillingsWhen a man says money can do anything that settles it: he hasn't got any.
George Bernard ShawTo buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.
William F. Buckley, Jr.This is one of the few years where they have not had more money. As a survivor I think we would be better spending money on an illness like cancer
Lance ArmstrongBrigands demand your money or your life, women require both.
Samuel ButlerGood works never languish for want of funds, the Lord will come to their rescue. Only it may take some time, do not lose heart... You should not collect money in devious ways. Help should come from pious hearts from well-earned money from persons who know and appreciate the purpose for which they give. That is why I oppose all benefit shows where you tempt people with a dance or a drama or a film and collect money for your pet plan.
Sai BabaI don't talk about money.
Kim KardashianI'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question 'Well what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.
Andy WarholWe need earmark reform and when I'm President I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely.
Barack ObamaYou know people make a lot of money talking about me don't they?
Hillary ClintonThe man who has no money is poor but one who has nothing but money is poorer. He only is rich who can enjoy without owning, he is poor who though he has millions is covetous.
Orison Swett MardenThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Kin HubbardNowadays nothing but money counts: a fortune brings honors friendships, the poor man everywhere lies low.
OvidNo money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction.
Samuel JohnsonFor the majority of instances where money is desired for the admitted object of blessing others the real underlying motive is a love of popularity and a desire to pose as a philanthropist or reformer....If your real desire is to do good there is no need to wait for money before you do it, you can do it now this very moment and just where you are.
James AllenFlattery is a kind of bad money to which our vanity gives us currency.
Francois de La RochefoucauldThe circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.
James MadisonI know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than a man who devotes all the hours of the waking day to the making of money for money's sake.
John D. RockefellerIn any investment you expect to have fun and make money.
Michael JordanI can inspire people on how to use money how to get economically powerful.
Mike TysonIt has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Samuel ButlerIt is only poverty that makes celibacy contemptible. A single woman of good fortune is always respectable.
Jane AustenMoney is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Henry David Thoreau