If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late. Henny Youngman Quotes
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please".

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