The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live George Carlin Quotes
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians.

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