I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television ever Groucho Marx Quotes
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

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