Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Stephen Glenn "Steve" Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, producer, and musician. Since the 1980s, having branched away from comedy, Martin has become a successful actor, as well as an author, playwright, pianist, and banjo player, eventually earning him an Emmy, Grammy, and American Comedy awards, among other honors.

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK, but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.

Boy those French: they have a different word for everything!

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman however wrong he might be.

What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall short thin or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance, or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Well excuuuuuse me!

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny but chaos in the midst of order is.

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