I don't mean to be funny.

Author: Yogi Berra

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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.