Author: Phyllis Diller 
Download HD
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Explore More Quotes by Phyllis Diller
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song, no matter how bad they are.
Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Related Quotes to Explore
For the born traveller, travelling is a besetting vice. Like other vices, it is imperious, demanding its victim’s time, money, energy and the sacrifice of comfort.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
