Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that will.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Everything depends on upbringing.

It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.