When your mother asks "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if Erma Bombeck Quotes
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When your mother asks "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

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