Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen Quotes
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Basically, my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allen

Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.

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