Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.
Kim KardashianBisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody AllenThe prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife your tolerance level goes down and you realize that with someone much younger there's nothing really to talk about.
Clint EastwoodI can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody AllenWorkshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
Doug CouplandMankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history dating back to the time millions of years ago when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock tossed the rock into the air and whomped the club into the sl
Dave Barry