My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that will.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.