The beginning of wisdom, as they say. When you're seventeen you know everything. When you're twenty-seven, if you still know everything, you're still seventeen.
Ray BradburyIt takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George BurnsIn fact, you couldn't give me anything to make me go back to being a teenager. Never. No, I hated it.
J. K. RowlingI remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you doing?
J. K. RowlingAt fifteen, life had taught me undeniably that surrender in its place was as honorable as resistance, especially if one had no choice.
Maya AngelouAs a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.
Johnny DeppAnother possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.
Dave BarryTo look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen years of her life, than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.
Jane AustenGiving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O'RourkeYour modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave BarryAs a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran LebowitzI didn't have high self-esteem when I was a teen-ager as I think most teen-agers don't.
Alanis MorissetteLife would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark TwainIt seems that so much writing is being done in the nineteenth-century model where every connection has to be thoroughly explained.
Chuck PalahniukAnd so by the fifteenth century on October 8 the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to and they came up with a new concept: the West.
Dave Barry