The beginning of wisdom, as they say. When you're seventeen you know everything. When you're twenty-seven, if you still know everything, you're still seventeen.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

In fact, you couldn't give me anything to make me go back to being a teenager. Never. No, I hated it.

I remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you doing?

At fifteen, life had taught me undeniably that surrender in its place was as honorable as resistance, especially if one had no choice.

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen years of her life, than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

I didn't have high self-esteem when I was a teen-ager as I think most teen-agers don't.

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.

It seems that so much writing is being done in the nineteenth-century model where every connection has to be thoroughly explained.

And so by the fifteenth century on October 8 the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to and they came up with a new concept: the West.