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The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant but seldom carefree.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Melancholy men are, of all others, the most witty.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly and I did. I said I didn't know.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song, no matter how bad they are.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

If I had no sense of humor I would long ago have committed suicide.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

The secret source of humor is not joy, but sorrow, there is no humor in Heaven.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Kudos to the educators, athletes, dancers, judges, janitors, politicians, artists, actors, writers, singers, poets and social activist, to all who dare to look at like with humor, determination and respect

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

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