My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny YoungmanI've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
F. Scott FitzgeraldWhen kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny DeppNobody can write the life of a man, but those who have eat, and drunk, and lived in social intercourse with him.
Samuel JohnsonThe aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
Henry MillerCreationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Isaac AsimovIt takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George BurnsAlways do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest HemingwayA drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.
Samuel ButlerIf merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
William JamesOften people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.
F. Scott Fitzgerald