There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Author: Frank Zappa

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Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something, we'd all love one another.

Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

There is no such thing in life as normal.