In general, my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.