Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

Author: Woody Allen

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want.

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God.