The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in publ Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American actress and stand-up comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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