My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis Diller Quotes
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American actress and stand-up comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter h
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

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