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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Never floss with a stranger.
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A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
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I remember all too well the premiere of Ecstasy when I watched my bare bottom bounce across the screen and my mother and father sat there in shock.
