Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American actress and stand-up comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.
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There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.