Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No but I want a regular banana later so... yeah.'
I like Kit-Kat unless I'm with four or more people.