Dave Barry

Dave Barry

David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.

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Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

Florida's number three industry behind tourism and skin cancer is voter fraud

It was Public Art defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that in terms of complexity make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.

This is true, virtually all edible substances and many automotive products are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat content.

I've been asked to make an announcement ... There is a non-luxury car in the parking lot. We've been asked to remove it from the Sun Valley area.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

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