David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
USER n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.'
More and more products are coming out in fiercely protective packaging designed to prevent consumers from consuming them. These days you have to open almost every consumer item by gnawing on the packaging.
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads he would have made them cute and furry.
Miami does not have a visitor-friendly airport. At Miami International a cramped and dingy labyrinth the message is: Just Try to Find Our Baggage Claim Area!