I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Author: Lucille Ball

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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

Once in his life every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush, otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.